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Mak: Lesen! tolong beli
santan!
Lesen: Lesen tgh main PSP
la mak!
Mak: Otak! tolong mak beli
... santan!
Otak: Otak tgh berak la,
mak!
Mak: Kad pengenalan,
tolong beli santan!
... Kad pengenalan: Kad
pengenalan tgh main
facebook la mak!
Mak: Gila, tolong beli
santan!
Gila: Ok, mak!
Dalam perjalanan, Gila
ditahan polis kerana
memandu melebihi had
laju.
Gila: Ada apa, encik?
Polis: Mana lesen?
Gila: Lesen tak ada dgn
saya, dia tgh main PSP.
Polis:Kad pengenalan
kamu mana?
Gila: Kad pengenalan tgh
main facebook.
Polis: Kamu tak ada otak
ke?
Gila: Otak tgh berak. Polis
kenal keluarga saya ke?
Semua nama adik beradik
sya encik tahu.
Polis: Awak ni gila, ya?
Gila: Nama saya memang
Gila
Polis:@#$%^^&&

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nie bukn lh 1# time aq suker bola.......................

x sangka kn sblm nie mmg aq x mnat lngsng bola.......................

tp blew aq tgk sukn sea .............semlm

fuuhhhh................mmg best lh ..........................

malaysia mng yop......x sangka dgn skn sea aq blh minat bola

tp x lmew..................

My PeT$......

pd ms dl aq pernh membela haiwan.........

tp antr sume y di bela hanya sekor y aq lepaskn...................y lain---

pd ml nyer aq sk ikan........dl sy byk bela ikan......sronok gak bela ikan  , bermcm2 jenis ikan ,,,n ...n b'warna warni...

pas2 aq jumpa lk hamster.....start arie 2 aq bela amster n ikan.......dh lmew lps 2 aq bela kura2.......

comel, drpd se kecil2 telapak tgn sehingga lh se bsr2penuh 1 tgn........n dilepaskn d sungai perak pd thn nie .......

tp...............................aq ttp ad amster n ikan cuma aq tambah 4 lg ekor amster yg b'psg tp b'lainan jns...........................maksud nyer aq ad 3 psg amster n jns.......

pas2 x lm kemudian ad se ekor ank brg terjatuh drpd sarang nyer.....n dibela olh aq..................

tp brg tue terbang kluar drpd sangkar nyer n lalu d'serang olh se ekor kucing................

amster lak sekor tue mati cbab kene bunuh ngan kwn nyeer.............x tau cam ne gado kowt.........cbab bgn pg2 tgk2 die dh mati n kene mkn ngan kwn2 lak 2...........n 1 arie km lupe nk tutup pintu sangkar amster 2 rapat2 esok tgk tinggal 2 ekor.............so lepas kn jew lh......................cukup lh dgn amster , ikan , burung n klie nie aq bela se psg arnab........................comel sgt2 aq ad gambar nyer nnt aq tunjuk kn so trus kn mem baca.......

! @m NoT @fr@!D oF GhO$t

''ibu,do you see froggy?'' Froggy is a toy,a green frog and it has been Fida's favorite toy since she was a baby.

''i am not sure honey,may be it's under the sofa,''Fida's mother responded from the dinning table,she was reading a magazine.

Fida looked under the sofa and found froggy,she hugged the toy and put it on the sofa,
''froggy,listen to me, i want to eat ur brain, i want to eat ur brain, give me ur brin.''


then she grabbed another toy and again, ''i want to eat ur brain, i want to eat ur brain.''


''what r u doing Fida?''asked her mother


''ibu, i am a ghost, i like to eat brains,''Fida explained


since froggy's position is at the edge of the sofa, it is not stable n suddenly fell off. fida startled n ran to her mother,''ibu! ibu! i saw a ghost, it wanted 2 eat my brain.''


her mother held her shoulder firmly n asked,''wwhere is the ghost, show it 2 me.''


''it's there, it is hiding behind de sofa,'' fida pointed 2 de sofa.


''hmm, come here, do u still remember what i told u be-4?'' fida walk 2ward her mother. she raised her shoulder n said,''i don't remember.''


''ok, never mind. hmmmm........well, listen car
 efully.we should not be afraid of ghost, instead we shoul be afraid of ALLAH, the GREAT CREATOR.'' fida looked straight into her mother's eyes n nodded her head twise.


''we should be afraid only 2 ALLAH because HE owns de world n every single thing in it. we should be afraid if ALLAH does not love us, we will be neglected, strayed n lastly, be throwwn in2 HIS hell.''


''Oooo.......i don't want 2 be in it,'' fida responded n continued.''ibu, people said de hell is full of flames, is that true?'' fida wanted 2 know more.


''yes, it's true, de flames r 4 de disloyal human being, n of course, all ghost n evil will be sent 2 de hell 2.''


''Eeiiii.........i don't like it, n i don't like 2 share my place with ghost,'' fida replied.


''me 2, i want 2 go 2 heaven, it is a very nice place, so beautiful, plenty of delicious foods, awesome fruits, clean rivers of milk n many other things,'' her mother smile as she explained.


''yes! i know! i am no longer afraid of ghost!'' fida jumped happily in front of her mother.


''yes! ur're a brave girl! one more thing fida, we have 2 seeks ALLAH'S love, 4 HIS love comes with good health, happiness, calmness n most importantly, HE will shower us with HIS unconditional blessings.''

..........$m!le..........

!sl@m!c !nfo

lau krang nk tau......nie bg lelaki jer lh....

nie ap y aque tau lh...

ad seorang pompuan kistian y mnew skung nie..........

tgh menyamar sbagai seorg wanita islam n akn m'murtadkn org islam(lelaki)

tlg lh amik peratian 

begini kisah nyer
pompuan nie cantik .......n dier gunakan k'cantikn nyer utk memurtad kn org islam

ramai laki suke kat dier.........

sampaikan satu arie ad sorang laki nie minx nombor tepon dier pstu..........

mula lah perbualan depa kat tepon tue........

pstu dgn asik berjumpa nyer.........

sampai lh 1 arie tu pompuan ajk laki tue utk pegi umh die skali

..........biasa lh laki bila d'ajak ke rumh si pompuan nk aje...........

pastu sak gi bile dh sampai umh pompuan tu dier un bagi lh laki tue air .......

x lame kemudian laki tue pengsan..............ap kh y tlah terjadi

then biler laki tue sedar dier tlh diikat rapi...

n pompuan tue plak dah x lagi cam sblom nie(bertudung,menutup aurat bagai pompuan soleha)tp alang kh terkejut nyer laki tue blew dier dpt tau y pompuan tue ialah kistian.............

n pompuan tu tnyer b'mcm jeniss soalan ttg islam..............

sehinggalah bila laki tue dh pening n buntu x tau nk wt ap lg dh n................

trus murtad depan pompuan tu.............

so,kat sini aq bg tau tlg lh b'hati2 bile kite ad kenalan k sbab nnt lau slap kang nnt x pasl2 kite murtad.....

y psl pompuan tu d'buru plis n tertangkaap..............

mY 1# t!mE...

Salam pertemuan kita di blog y khas buat ku.....
buat mu....
kali nie x de kongsi ap sgt...lg un nie br 1# time...
kite enjoy lu....so...enjoy urself with my blog...

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this is me....
with my sister...
cute x full of green